What the next Wolf of Wall Street Should Buy

Mr Wall Street don't buy a car, buy a bike! Unlike sports cars where the car does all the talking. The bike is slowly becoming the new toy for the modern wealthy businessman. Where a car is all shout. The bike is more subtle in the way it announces itself to public, only the initiated will recognise and appreciate what the bike is. Not so much a means of transport put a piece of possibly hand crafted design made by artisans. Where a car comes with keys, a bike comes with the cycling specific kit that can be unforgivably revealing. The kit should be like a well fitted and follow cycling rules 14 and 27 (Black shorts and sock length not exceeding the bottom of your calf. NO ANKLE SOCKS). 

The fact of the matter is, anyone can be seen in a sports car, a bike on the other hand...You must "Look the part" too, simply having the bike doesn't cut it. With a bike the rider exposed for all to see, where as a car there's safety knowing that there's a barrier between driver and the outside world. So work on those cycling tan lines to show you've been putting in the miles.

Car manufacturers now collaborate with bike manufacturers to create expensive limited run of mill bikes. Audi is the latest of car manufacturers to release there own special edition bike which will set you back a cool $19,500 but you better be quick as they're only producing 50. Audi not your cup of tea? Then maybe a Lamborghini, Aston Martin, Ferrari, Mclaren or Caterham will be more to your taste? Or you could be a coniseur and choose an Italian marquis such as Formgili.

Finally if you're worried about exclusivity. Ask yourself how many Audi R8's have you seen on the road compared to an Audi Bike? The answer speaks for itself.